Hello Neighbor

We live on a dead-end road, the only inhabited house on our stretch of 1800th Street. There's not much traffic this time of year. The postman. UPS. Fed Ex. An occasional farmer crop-checking. An occasional kid coming home to visit.  Needless to say, I've become quite accustomed to our privacy. Maybe a little too comfortable.

Almost every morning, I get up as soon as there's just a bit of sunlight to go for a jog or a walk. When I get back home, I love to soak up every bit of morning outside. The slight cool breeze. The chirping birds. The sunrise over Earling's steeple. So, with my ear buds on, I lay on our driveway and stretch and stare at the blue skies above. Sometimes I twist into some yoga moves to crack my back. Sometimes I grab my cat and set him on my stomach to give him love. Sometimes I pray. And sometimes, I get into the mood to do dead bug abdominal moves. You know the kind where your legs are raised and you tap your feet to the ground? It's also known as a dance move which can be a high point at a wedding, for guests who like to laugh at the weirdos laying in the middle of the floor.

Well, imagine my surprise when I sat up the other morning after some dead bugs to see Larry, one of our neighboring farmers, doing an early morning check of his crops. Hi Larry. Don't mind me. I'm just laying on the driveway. Like an idiot, dead-bugging it.

Last night I went out for a walk because it wasn't 105 degrees outside. I slipped on my ear buds to 10,000 Maniacs. (After a weekend of seeing college pals, I was in the mood for some alternative classics to relive my youth.) And there's just something about Natalie Merchant that makes me want to wail along and dance. So, on my walk, in which no one in the world would see me, I sang and danced to These Are The Days. It's a song you HAVE to sing and dance to.  I mean, Natalie sings about about shafts of light hitting your face! What can you do? So, I'm skipping along, swaying my hands when I hear the sound of Doug's ATV coming from behind. I turn around, hand on hip, trying to be cutesy for my hubby, still swaying to the song.

But it's not my hubby. It's Phil, another neighboring farmer, on his four-wheeler. He waves politely, as if I'm not a fruitcake.

So, here's my confession and apology to my neighbors. I am not crazy. I just forgot that we're not completely isolated here. So please, please don't send our freaky neighborhood turkey vultures my way.

You know what's funny? This past weekend, as we attended a college friend's wedding, even after a few cocktails, I didn't dare show off my dance skills. Too embarrassing! And these are people who saw me do some pretty stupid stuff in the day. Like practice my auditions for an MTV VJ. Or strike a pose to Madonna's Vogue. Almost every weekend.

Apparently, I needed the neighbors at the dance. THEN, I could've shown off my wonderful dead bug...while others killed it with their Humpty moves.

With Preacher/DJ John & the Ultimate Usher Dom.